Hof Offers Free Sex For Life For Proof Melania Trump Was Ever A Prostitute

Note: Not free sex for life with Hof; free sex with his brothel women
February 22, 2017 4:09 PM Legal
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As First Lady Melania Trump files her third defamation suit against the Mail Online over a 2016 article that accused her of having once been a prostitute, Moonlite Bunny Ranch legal brothel owner Dennis Hof is stepping up to clear her name once and for all—by offering free sex for life to anyone who can prove Trump was ever a “working girl.”

“I don’t believe she was a prostitute,” Hof said in a blog post on the Bunny Ranch website. “And I’m going to get to the bottom of this by offering a prize worth millions to anyone with information about Melania’s professional sexual history—a lifetime supply of complimentary sex at my Bunny Ranch.”

Hof claims that the First Lady couldn’t possibly have been a sex worker.

“Prostitutes are compassionate, warm women who are able to convincingly play the role of their client’s girlfriend,” Hof said. “Melania is generally perceived as an icy shrew who wears her emotions on her sleeve. She can’t even convince the American public that she isn’t absolutely disgusted by her husband—just look at her face in that viral inauguration video as she reacts to the President: absolute detestation.

“There is a difference between a gold-digger and a prostitute, and Melania Trump is no prostitute. She just doesn’t have what it takes to work at the Bunny Ranch.”

Hof says that this offer will bring to light the truth about the First Lady’s past.

“Free sex at the Bunny Ranch is an offer that no person has ever refused, especially politicians, business leaders, and VIP types who may know a little about the President’s wife,” he said. “If I don’t get a response in a few weeks, my point is proven: she’s no hooker.”

As far as the August 2016 story claiming she was a sex worker, Hof doesn’t see why the First Lady is so upset.

“If there’s one thing I hate, it’s fake news,” Hof said. “But the First Lady should be flattered to be called a sex worker. My working girls are empowered women who make a fine living on their own terms—and they never have to marry a man they detest in order to make ends meet.”

The complete blog post can be found here.

Dennis Hof and the Bunny Ranch girls are available for interviews by
contacting Dennis@BunnyRanch.com or 775-720-9090.

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